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This made me laugh

Got this from my medical transcription list


>
>The Chinese Newlyweds
>
>     A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin.  On the wedding
>night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
>He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
>
>     "My darling, I know this is your first time and you are
>frightened.  I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I wll do
>anything you want.  What do you want?"
>
>     "I want number 69" she replies.
>
>     "You want beef with broccoli?"
>
>

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