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Embarrassing Napkin Moments

        Hawww!  That reminds me of the time when, a few years after my
divorce (while still the mother of a toddler) and on my first date since
before I was married, my date and I went to a nice restaurant.  The waitress
had just put our plates on the table, when I reached over for my date's
napkin, shook it open, and almost had it to his lap before I realized what I
was doing.  My face must have been as red as Rudolph's nose!  Jeez.
Sometimes, flying on automatic pilot can be dangerous.
>...  Well, when his pizza came, without even thinking about it, I grabbed a
napkin and started
>dabbing at the top of it to get rid of some of the fat from the cheese and
meat. ...
>What was really funny was the look on the waiter's face.

     Jane Smith		           			
     Special Collections, Pickler Memorial Library                     
     Truman State University (formerly NMSU)		
     Kirksville, Missouri  USA